Off Topic: Oh Nutella, where have you been my whole life.

Seriously, how have I not known about this Nutella stuff before.  It is truly amazing.  A little 16oz jar of hazelnut goodness.  As my buddy John would say, “It’s will change your life.”  Amen brother, amen.  We happen to get a little jar of the stuff from a friend.

Awesome in a jar!

You’re a bad person Reita, a bad, bad, person.  But we truly thank you Reita, for the flowers, the gift for Frank, and for my next visit to the ER for hazelnut poising.  Even my mother-in-law is all over it.  She said, “I could drink this stuff.”  Hahaha, and she’s a healthy eater.

Thank God I didn’t find this stuff while I was still in the military.  They would have literally bounced me out on the fat boy program.  I mean a myriad of reality shows would have been knocking down my door.  1 Ton Dad, Return to Fat Camp, Biggest Loser, are just a few that come to mind.   I may have even got on Celebrity Rehab.  I’m not a celeb, but that’s some good TV.  I love that show.

Anyway, right now, as I sit here and type, I am bloated from the 3 Nutella and bread sandwiches I just ate, in rapid succession.  I couldn’t walk this off if someone was pushing me in a buggy.  I can hear the jar right now, calling me, daring me to go for another one.  The bread is not speaking, just nodding in agreement.  I would do it  too, but I can’t standup.  Might have to do a few sit-ups tomorrow.

Well maybe Thursday.

This just in has ……tickets – and no this is not spam and I have not been hacked.

justin bieber tickets

mana tickets

kid cudi tickets has concert tickets for justin bieber and the spanish group mana as well as the hottest rapper kid cudi.

Clearly everyone knows who Justin Bieber is.  If not , well, your life is probably way too fulfilled.  As far as the other two, Mana and Kid Cudi, never heard of them.  I’m sure there is a search engine type web site out there that might have information on them by simply typing in the name.  But is paying me so they must be good, right?  I mean that’s how advertising works, because I’m pretty sure it’s how they do it on Madmen.

This advertisement brought to you by – if you’re not getting your tickets from us you must not be an American.  

Off Topic: My Journey to the 1%

Well it was inevitable.  I can no longer resist the temptation.  The wolves are beating at the door and I have let them in.  Advertisers have tried to give me their money to write ads and post them to Frank’s Place for some time now.  I have decided to write some advertising for a site called TicketAmerica.  They “have taken a fancy” to the blog and would like some ads written in that style.  God help them for they no not what they ask for.  Of course after they see the first few they may not be back for more.  Who knows.

So starting today you will see some posts advertising events that TicketAmerica wants to shill tickets for.  Well, I guess I’m the one doing the shilling.  A separate category has been created called Paid Advertisements, where those posts will eventually end up.

Fear not, I will still be churning out goofy stories about Frank and hopefully soon a lot more about Anne Marie.  I will also be ridiculing, castigating and otherwise casting aspersions on our political establishment.   I’ll just use the rest of my free time to become a millionaire ad writer.

With any luck some drum circles and less than motivated hippies will appear on my cul-de-sac indicating I have arrived.

We are the dirty rich!