Diary of a Stay at Home Dad: Birthday time – everyone is 40!

Almost everyone is forty.  Frank turned 3 on May 19.  Because of the current situation it was a low key affair with a few good friends and their kids.  That’s all he wants anyway, is to be around other kids.  We’re working on it buddy, she’ll be home soon hopefully.  Our respective families poured on the gifts and Frank was OK with that too.  His Thomas the Tank engine collection received a substantial upgrade.

Doing what he likes best – hanging with the gang.

We did big parties for his 1st and 2nd but I still don’t think he cared either way.  Those things tend to be more for us than him.  Anyway he enjoyed his birthday, he’s as low maintenance as can be most of the time.  He is just as happy playing on the big swing set as he is running around his grammy’s empty new house before all her stuff arrived.  He will let just about anyone do nighttime, from me to grammy to babysitters, hey Sydney.  Shoot, a lot of the time he takes himself to bed.  Low maintenance has been a theme with Frank.  His sister on the other hand…

Well she is forty and we all know what cranks 40 year olds are.   Except she’s 40 weeks not years, obviously.  Finally full term.

Here is what she thinks about that.

Can I get an Amen from the congregation!

Friday June 29th was Anne Marie and Linda Claire’s due date.  It has been a long road to this point.  With Linda Claire in her eternal peace, Anne Marie has had to go it alone.  So she made it to her birthday, again.  It will be a long road to her next birthday as well.  The NICU is a crazy place, time wise.  Einstein has a handful of theories about bending time, the NICU can actually do it.  AM is 40 weeks old and 13 weeks old at the same time.

They go by gestation age, the point she would be in the womb.  Today she reached the full term, 40 weeks, and should be born.  She had other plans and was born on 22 March.  That’s three and a half months early, for those of you playing the home version.   So while she is technically not a newborn, she’s been breathing the free air for 14 weeks, as far as development goes it’s as if she was born today.  Sort of.  It’s a little more complicated than that but not nearly as exciting to read about.

However, if and when she gets to come home, the second she steps out the door of the hospital she will revert to her actual age.  She was born on 22 March.  If she leaves the hospital on 22 July she would be four months past the day she was born but only 1 month past the day she should have been born. She will be 4 months old on 22 July but will really only be about a month old in development.  Get all that?  Good.  I’m glad someone gets it.  Anyway she hit 40 weeks Friday so we went to celebrate.  Here is some pictorial proof of the mayhem.  As someone on ESPN said – You can’t control us, you can only hope to contain us.

Go hard or go home!

The two youngsters weren’t the only ones celebrating a birthday.  My wife also turned 40 this month.  Forty years, not weeks, obviously.  I would now like to revise my earlier statement about 40yr olds being cranks.

I am married to a 40 year old.  Hard to believe.  However Tracy is still younger than my little sister.  That’s just too … pffft  hahahaha, no no wait, it’s just…. hahahaha, I can’t… it’s…. hang on…. hahaha.

Sometimes living 600 miles away from home can be a good thing.

For those of you not aware, I have married up, out of my league, out kicked my coverage, and any other cliche you can think of to describe how I ended up with the catch of the century.  I managed to trick the homecoming queen from the University of Kentucky of 1994, into marrying me.  Maybe I should have gone into sales.

Here’s what a person who is 40 but could pass for 28 looks like – at bath time.  Happy Birthday to my Wife!.

40 is the new 28. Happy Birthday!

So it has been a month of celebrations.  We had hoped for one more, a homecoming for Anne Marie, but that will have to wait.  She has more growing up to do.  So we will go on with what we’ve been doing, taking two steps forward and one step back.

Maybe we’ll celebrate two independence days in July.  I can almost guarantee there will be pictures.

11 comments on “Diary of a Stay at Home Dad: Birthday time – everyone is 40!

  1. tracye1 says:

    Happy birthdayS to ALL! You guys are busy to the umpteenth degree! One day you will look back and wonder, “Sheesh, how did we EVER get through that?” Promise. One day. Not yet. But it will come. For now. Enjoy the birthday cake, your low maintenance “Big boy”, your awesome wife and your diva daughter (only the beginning, my friend–as a mother of 2 daughters)! Looking forward to pictures of the big homecoming and blogs of continued sleep deprivation…… 😉

    • fmlinardo says:

      Thanks Tracy. Not sure when someday will be but the light at the end of the tunnel no longer feels like an oncoming train. Don’t worry, there will be an onslaught of pictures.

  2. Happy birthday, Tracy, Anne Marie, and PreSchool Frank 😀
    Hey, maybe AnneMarie will come home on July 7? That’s a good day, huh?
    (July 7 is my birthday and I heartily recommend it for anyone looking for a nice, mid-summer celebratory date without sharing too much space with Independence Day).

    • fmlinardo says:

      Sounds good to me. I’ll take any day in the near future. Unfortunately it will most likely be late July, possibly even early August.

  3. Kathy says:

    Just got my power back……have you managed to stop laughing yet smarty pants???

  4. Very nice. Also thank you for your service!

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