Of the things you never expect to hear from your kid, “Daddy these are my mountains!” as he points to his chest was at the top of my list. However we may have a new contender in the, holy crap did he just say what I think he said, top five list.
“Daddy can we do crafts?”
“Yeah, let’s do crafts!”
The only reason this may take the top spot from the These are my mountains! comment is it will require action on my part. I wasn’t invested in the other thing. But crafts, I’m gonna be required to be on site the entire time. I mean, that sounds like it involves glue and scissors and permanent marker and god help me, glitter. Gotta believe there is play-dough in there somewhere too.
So it will be the gift that keeps on giving. On hand the entire time so his sister doesn’t try to remove his spleen with the scissors, and she can do it. Read here: Running with scissors. Plus I’ll have to clean up the aftermath, the play-dough encrusted, paste globulated, glitter enhanced aftermath.
What do you mean spell check has no suggestions for the spelling of globulated? I just spelled it. Clearly the spell check people are devoid of children.
So yeah, crafts. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
He’s not terrible at that kind of stuff. Here’s a look at his first pie crust attempt. It was…. a little… lacking in moisture if you know what I’m saying. Dry, dry as the Sahara. I could have broken off a piece and stabbed the prison guard with it.
Willingness and enjoying himself in the kitchen are all that maters at this point. Results will come later I guess. So he has some skills in the craftiness area, but for some reason sitting at a table with glue, glitter, scissors and paper seems like it will be much more messy than making stuff in the kitchen.
And again, no payoff for mucho investment on my part. Just the pride coming from a job well done of cleaning up another mess.
But hey, I’m a parent of the people. The boy wants to do crafts who am I to stand in the way, crafts it is. Of course not to be outdone I get “crafts too!” from his little sister. This will be nothing more than an adventure in how much play-dough makes it back into the jar and how much comes out in her diaper sometime tomorrow.
Why don’t these kids ever want to play janitor?
what a beautiful photo!
Thanks. Kid doesn’t take a bad picture.
Quick craft tip…from a mother, teacher, and total cheapass… In July-August, every art supply on the planet is the cheapest it will ever be, for back-to-school…stock up for the year, or do what I do and buy so much that it lasts you for like…five years…but still buy more crap every summer, like a hoarding idiot.
I am definitely a total cheap ass and I dig buying in bulk. Thanks for the tip. I’m now scoping out the art stores near me. Hoarding will commence shortly.